Master the Perfect ‘Rate’: What You Need to Know

May 6, 2025

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by

Alley – Creators Spicy Tea

in Content Creation Help

A dick rate is a service that a creator can provide in which the client will send images of their genitalia and request us to rate and react to it. Rates are delivered in a variety of formats. I offer text, an audio recording, and three tiers of video each increasing in price. This service is commonly called a ‘dick rate’, ‘cock rate’, or just plain old ‘rate’. There are many different scales you can base your rates on. Some do 1-10, 1-5, A-F, etc.

Though there are many different formats of delivering a rate as mentioned, the most common request I see is for a video. That seems to be the general consensus of most creators who offer this. That being said, though all of the following tips could be translated into any format, this resource will focus more heavily on video delivery.

The length of your rates is entirely up to you. I have seen lengths offered starting at one minute and up from there. However, it is rare to see many offer videos that are over five minutes long. I do not give my clients a definite length, rather I give them a range of 3-5 minutes. I do this to give myself some grace in case I have more or less to say.

Often times the client will want their name used and their image shown. These are both things you can absolutely ask extra for. I have had some come and request that I perform other acts such as a strip or masturbation. Some creators will provide that for an extra fee as well. Please do not use their image if you are delivering the video on platform as that will get your account flagged for a non-tagged performer.

Something I hear so very often is ‘What am I supposed to say about a penis for 5 minutes?!?’ Y’all I hear you! Like so loud and clear! When I took my first rate I just googled things to say about someone’s member. Since then I have somewhat nailed my rate format down well enough that I never get stuck and I can translate the format to tailor to each individual client’s preference. We are going to go over all of that here.

Know what your client wants

Prior to starting your rate, you should spend some time communicating expectations with your client. I offer three tiers to my video ratings. Clothed, topless, and nude, each increasing in price. That is not the only option I give my clients. Before every rate, I ask them if they want honesty, worship, or humiliation. I then base the tone of my remarks around that. Here are some quick tips that I have learned in each of those categories:

• Honesty: Yes they said they want honesty. And to a point they do. They are not looking for someone to film themselves dramatically fawning over their member, but if there is genuine praise to be heard, they want to hear it. Unless they emphatically drill the point across that they want brutal honesty and nothing else, I fudge a bit. I try and keep a healthy balance in my honest ratings of 60% positive remarks and 40% negative/less favorable remarks.
• Worship: There is a fine line to balance between over-dramatic acting and bringing in just enough oohs and ahs in this category. It does not matter what we actually think of what comes across our screens, it is exactly what we have been hoping to get to see that day. I tend to take on a more surprised, excited, and curious of the potential tone to help keep the balance. I always end worship sessions with some iteration of “I do not give tens because I don’t believe in them. Like never. So it’s a 9.75… well 9.89… 9.99… oh fuck it. Tell no one I’m breaking my own rule. It’s a fucking ten…” I make it a bit jokingly begrudging and eventually I ‘give in and admit it’ to once again keep that balance.
• Humiliation: This is a tricky area that requires some care. This is a fetish service when humiliation-based and as such you must establish limits. I also suggest clarifying with them what tone they are looking for (aggressive and mean, giggly and bratty, reassurance and humiliation balanced, etc). This lets me know what character to slip into and some phrases I know I can use in their content that will likely go over well. From a lesson I unfortunately learned the hard way, do not assume by humiliation they automatically mean SPH. They might not mean that and that is an awkward situation.

Talking Points for a Rate

Through the next part of this resource, we are going to go over some of the talking points from each aspect of male genitalia that we could bring up in a rate. This is not an exhaustive list! I am also sharing how to translate each of those talking points into each of the three categories: honesty, worship, and humiliation. Along with that, I’ll be sharing examples of the dialogue I use in my rates as well.

Head

Looking at the shape, answer these questions: Does it stick out from the shaft? Is it well-defined? Is it a common shape or a bit different? Do you see any notable aspect you can comment on? Absolutely feel free to ‘think out loud by describing what you see. It’s a tried and true time filler.

• Honesty: Do you like the overall shape? Why or why not? If giving a positive response, does it make you feel excited, turned on, intrigued, etc?
• Worship: You love that. Doesn’t matter the answers to the questions, you love it. It excites you and gets your gears turning with naughty ideas. If you can genuinely find one aspect to praise, even a little bit, lean into it. If it is not even slightly true to how you feel, that can impact your performance. So lean in where you can.
  • Something I always highlight (when applicable given the content I was provided) is that my favorite part is the head because “when it sticks out and is well defined while excitedly pointing at their image like yours is, when it first enters, we can feel ourselves stretch wide around it then snap tight around the shaft and it is orgasmic”. Is it mildly crazy sounding? yes. Is it my most commented-on and best-received line? Also yes.
• Humiliation: Once again, doesn’t matter what hits your screen, it repulses you. Every answer to the questions above was the wrong answer. Remember, this is a fetish so be sure to tailor this to the client’s limits and expectations.
  • When I get clients who come for a humiliation-based rate, focused on SPH, I have a few lines I pull out. “I don’t think I have ever seen this?!? I don’t actually understand… Honey, how the fuck is the head wider than the entire thing is long?” That would be one of them. Another that seems to hit is “Um… Honey… You do know that you weren’t supposed to stop at the head right? You were supposed to grow the rest!”

Foreskin

Are they circumcised or not?

• Honesty: This is a freebie y’all. This is one of the main areas that most men know and understand that many women have a yes or no to this. And for most, either answer you give is fine. You can genuinely be honest.
  • If it is not your thing, either way, be gentle. A great segue here could be something like “I can’t lie, I promised honesty, so I’ll be honest, it’s not my 100% favorite. Not a deal breaker apparently though because holy hell do you see that girth (or whatever you have next)?! Because we need to talk about that”
• Worship: We already know we love it. But to keep that balance I play a bit coy about it. I don’t just dive into yes this is my favorite, because there was a 50/50 chance of his image fitting your ‘favorite’ and they know that. If you go that route, you really need to commit to the surprise and excitement that it’s the one you like.
  • I am not great at acting on this one as I don’t have genuine feelings on this so I lean into that. Usually something along the lines of “Okay so I don’t say I have a favorite right? Because like, even pizza with toppings you didn’t expect is better than no pizza. Right? But, um, honey you are fresh out of a brick oven and absolutely what I want on my plate” Is that a bit of a cop-out… Perhaps. But most of the time that is enough and they won’t pry further.
• Humiliation: Set your own personal feelings aside and dig into every mean stereotype, insult, and cruel assumption you have heard or read. Either way, it is the opposite of what you like.
  • If they are circumcised: “fuck… The docs would have really been doing you a solid if they kept it on. Maybe it would hide… That…” I do not further clarify what that is. I have made a couple of repeat buyers through this strategy of not clarifying because they just had to know what I was talking about.
  • If they are not: “Okay. That was not what I needed to see… What is sad is I know you probably showered right before taking this and it still screams unsanitary. How the hell can I smell it from here?”

Length

How would their length fall on the size scale? Would you say they are above average length? Shorter? Or right in the middle?

• Honesty: Do you enjoy their size? Could you make that ‘work’ for you? Do you have experience with a partner of a similar size and how did that sensation compare? Don’t feel like you have to tell full-fledged stories, but mentions of things like this here and there help keep an honest rate grounded in reality. Quick note: To preface, this usually applies more to sexual partners, but avoid using terms like ‘just right’ or ‘the perfect fit’. It is usually not well received as it can seem dismissive or a method of hiding disapproval. For creators, it can seem a bit ‘lazy’ or like a cop-out.
• Worship: They are either exactly the size you want or a size you have always wanted to experience. I have found if they are larger leaning to the latter of those works well.
  • If I have an average-length client who asked for worship I usually say something close to “Look, I don’t judge based on size right… Like I can make almost anything work… But fuck the way you would hit just right. That wouldn’t be work honey, that’d be a fucking ride!”
• Humiliation: It does not matter if they are above, below, or average, it is not what you, or any other woman would want. That being said, this can be tricky. Let’s assume the client has requested SPH. Not every client who requests this will be ‘small’. Here are some examples of what I say at multiple lengths:
  • Above average length: “Oh honey! Look how hard you tried! You really put everything you had into these few inches!” I make this condescending as can be with a poisonous smile.
  • Average length: *long pause* “I keep thinking if I look at it long enough the rest will show up… Honey? Did you give up halfway?” I try and portray this with concern, leaning to disappointment.
  • Below average length: “Okay honey, do womankind favor. Any time you go to have sex with a woman, have a pre-written apology. That is a waste of everyone’s time.” I tend to be a bit ‘offended’ at the beginning of this line ending more dismissive, as if even saying this to them is a waste of my time.

Girth

This talking point is broken down and analyzed fairly similarly to length asking fairly similar questions. Are they above average, below average, or roughly average in their girth? If you aren’t necessarily sure, switch it up just a bit and analyze those questions to your own experiences and exposures, rather than considering the general population.

• Honesty: Most men will want to hear they have decent girth. This is an area I tend to try and find a positive in. A huge tip I can give on this would be to take advantage of any defining features you can and note them.
  • One I always use if a client has variations in their girth is: “Okay, I am dying to know what that feels like?! I am trying to imagine how that would feel and the buttons it could push… (Usually, I’d pause and ‘get lost staring’ at the image for about 5 seconds to sell it) Oh Lord, we have to move on or I’m just going to sit here picturing it.
• Worship: Once again with this category of rate we know we love it and it’s amazing. But remember we want to tie it to some form of reality. If the client doesn’t have much girth this can get tricky. When that comes up I tend to spit out some variation of this line:
  • “Okay, I know everyone here is supposed to be a size queen right??? I am not. Like at all. I am tight, tight, tight! Don’t get me wrong, a damn good stretch is needed, but like I’m not wanting to tear. Honey, ugh, this would stretch so damn good. I am keeping you honey because I want more of this.” The last note on ‘I’m keeping you’ has proven to be a fruitful tactic in helping create repeat buyers.
• Humiliation: Once again, doesn’t quite matter their size or your preferences, it is not what you want.
  • If they have above average girth, then it’s too much and wouldn’t be enjoyable for ‘anything but their hand’.
  • If they have below-average girth, we are looking at something similar. I tend to tie in this line for below-average: “Okay, I see where you were trying to go with this… But honey, I’m tight as it gets and this would still be a needle in a train tunnel.”

Texture / Shaft General

In this section, I tend to leave near the end for a time filler. This tends to not be what their main focus is, but if you promised a five-minute rate and you are only at three, definitely feel free to dig into this! Look for things like bulging veins, any slant/tilt/angle to the shaft, and texture in general (very smooth, bumps, etc)

• Honesty: As this tends to be a time filler for me, I generally just spit out whatever I am able to notice and my genuine (and gentle) thoughts on it. I keep it more gentle as this tends to be near the end of my videos and I want to leave a positive impression.
• Worship this is again more of a time filler for me so I honestly have about two lines I pull out:
  • If they have no texture at all: “Okay honey, so little bit about me. I have an oral fixation and do you see how smooth that looks??? Ugh, I need to know what that feels like on my tongue.”
  • If they do have texture present: ” Alright, so you know women’s dildos, they are literally designed with “veins” lumps and bumps on them right? It’s because we feel that and it’s amazing… And looking at yours… I know it would be amazing.”
• Humiliation: This again tends to be what I close on, so I really try and bring the hammer down.
  • If they have no texture at all: “So like women’s dildos are made with veins and texture on them right… Because we feel that and it’s amazing. Honey, was your goal to disappoint in every possible category? This would boring as fuck.”
  • If they do have texture present: ” Okay, question for you, and don’t be offended, please! Has any woman actually stomached putting that in her mouth? Did she give up the second she touched one of those bumps? If not honey, just send her some damn flowers. She’s a stronger woman than me.”

Providing a personalized ‘rate’ service requires careful consideration of both the client’s expectations and your own boundaries as a creator. Understanding the nuances of honesty, worship, and humiliation-based ratings allows you to tailor your content to meet the diverse preferences of your clients. By breaking down the key aspects of genitalia—such as the head, foreskin, length, girth, and texture—you can ensure that your feedback is detailed and engaging, no matter the format. Remember, communication with the client is crucial for setting clear expectations and delivering a product that satisfies both parties. While it’s essential to maintain a professional approach, adding a personal touch to your rates can build client trust and lead to repeat business. Whether you’re offering video, audio, or text-based rates, the key to success lies in your ability to balance relative honesty with creativity. I hope some of these ideas were helpful!